December 2011
5 posts
WatchIt’s on. Audio coming tomorrow.
November 2011
2 posts
The Dark Knight Rises
This might read a little bit too far fetch but from what I’ve seen from the upcoming Batman film, “The Dark Knight Rises,” is that it could be placed a little too close to home. From what I see, it seems as if Batman is the villain in this film, which would make it that much more compelling. Let me explain. Imagine a Batman that wanted peace to his city to the point where...
A Whole Multitude of Projects Coming Your Way!
Coming soon, I will be offering different types of content available on my tumblr site. From podcasts to video blogs, this site will be the premier site for all things Fernando. I appologize in advance.
October 2011
1 post
The Apple of my eye.
Why am I sad? When I found out the news, it’s as if a piece of me died. You might as well now make the bite mark on the Apple logo a little bigger now that Steve Jobs died. I didn’t know him. How could I have sympathy for a person I never even came in contact with? Lack of sympathy is a sign that your either a serial killer or a comedian. Everyone should thank the Gods that...
June 2011
1 post
Dream Bono's a Dick
I hope I’m not paranoid, but I just had a nightmare that the U2 concert was cancelled. I was the last to know so I went to the venue (which was at some university apparently) and saw Bono and The Edge at a dining hall. I knocked on the door and they reluctantly let me inside. After talking to them for a few short minutes, it was clearly evident that they didn’t want to give...
March 2011
1 post
February 2011
8 posts
LOVE is a BUSINESS (and a good one at that).
I would like to start off that I’m not a bitter individual as I type this article. As a matter of fact I love the concept. Makes a person feel warm and fuzzy inside. The thought of meeting the “one” and living “happily ever after” is the quintessential goal of every person on the planet. I mean, who is looking for “no one” and who want to live...
After much thought, I’m gonna be in the...
“After talking for ten minutes about everything from music to comedic taste. The...”
WatchIt’s a bird, it’s a plane! Oh wait, it’s just birds. What it really is, is my attempt at color grading. Some of my film industry people know what I’m talking about. So far so good I guess. Next time, it will be a full scene. In the meantime, enjoy the tranquility of this clip.
F#$K You!
I hate to start the subject matter to such a vulgar subject title, but that is the best way I can describe this subject. We comics try to do new material as much as possible. Open Mic’s are a way of perfecting a bit before its ready to be released amongst a paid public. As a show that is free of charge, it’s somewhat of a privilege to see a comic at the moment of his or her...
October 2010
4 posts
It's Physics
Girl: Ouch! That's my asshole!
Fernando: Sorry about that.
Girl: No, you wanted to do that.
Fernando: I'm sorry but the edge of your vagina is the event horizon. Which means if I cross it, I'm getting sucked into your black hole. It's only physics.
The World On A String
It seems as if everyone is given the notion that you can be anything you want to be. Proper parents would tell you that you can be whatever you want to be as long as it makes you happy will be suitable for them. Nay, it is what they would expect. It’s only understandable for them to wish a life of prosperity for you. Financial security is, above all else, the most desired wish that all...
September 2010
0 posts
August 2010
22 posts
The Unescapable Reality
In a little over one month, the show of shows will happen at the San Jose Improv. Right now as I type this, my mind is thinking of sketch concepts to shoot. However, the question lies if the audience will appreciate them. The answer should always be yes, but the reality is no. All we can hope is that most of them laugh, but don’t worry. The ideas we are coming up with are extremely...
WatchYour taking a peek inside what goes on in my head when I’m shit-faced hammered drunk.
WatchUndeniable proof that animals love me.
At Music in the Park with friends and a cloud of the Mary Jane.
Gotta celebrate my sisters’ birthday and do a set at the SJ Improv. I’ll flip a coin to see which one to do first.
No More Jesters
Last night, I was in San Francisco performing at the prestigious Punchline comedy club. It was my first time performing there, so naturally I felt the butterflies in my stomach. I’ve never felt so nervous in a long time. I’m used to making a fool out of myself on and off the stage and as a result the nervousness has subsided over time to a point of nonexistence. I missed this...
Going to the SF Punchline to rock it with some of the best comics in the bay. Show starts at 8pm. Get your tickets!
Going to the SF Punchline to rock it with some of the best comics in the bay. Show starts at 8pm. Get your tickets!
WatchThis is a commercial I made. I’m not proud of it; however, I want to show this site the good, bad, and ugly of what is my life. Enjoy!
There comes a time in a man’s life when he needs to when he has to suck it up and convince his girlfriend to get (cont) http://tl.gd/2vvrue
There comes a time in a man’s life when he needs to when he has to suck it up and convince his girlfriend to get (cont) http://tl.gd/2vvrue
Waiting for the show to start. If they ask me for clean material, I’ll just go ahead and walk out.
How bout that sweep Dodger fans!
Has a show at the Improv @ 5:30. Better put my game face on.
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Web Design
I’ve been working for over 3 hours and I have not even achieved anything. The last time I did web design, I was in high school. A lot has changed over the years and it’s not a picnic getting back on the wagon. I have 24 hours to finish my dad’s website and the stress level is high. It’s my fault. I’ve been putting it off for a while now. God must be laughing...