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// Hulk Smash Midnight Premieres!//
You heard the Hulk, midnight premieres suck. How was the show? Was it that important to see it that night so you have something to talk about at the water cooler with your fellow co-workers? I know the movie is going to be awesome, that’s why I’m seeing it today. What I ask is, how was the overall experience? They say that the freaks come out at night. If that’s the case, then the assholes come out at midnight. I can tolerate a lot of things from midnight premieres. Waiting for ten hours in a long line to see a two hour movie only to get a crappy seat in which you have to separate from your friend because people have to have that seat gap in case someone has a horrible disease. Paying fifty dollars for a movie ticket and twenty dollars for stale popcorn and soda. What I can’t stand is the douche bags that plague the theatre who’s sole purpose is to make the experience less enjoyable. These people, who I believe shouldn’t have a right to vote, simply come to let their annoying voice be heard while other losers chime in. I simply can’t watch a movie with so many distractions going around. The majority of the people paid an arm and a leg to see the damn movie not to witness a public display of stupidity in the front row. I’ve given many chances to midnight premieres with each one topping the last one in terms of sheer unbearableness. One such event I clearly remember was when I saw the Incredible Hulk. Before the movie started, people would yell “Green!” during the MPAA green band title. The cackling didn’t stop there, every time the Hulk would be on screen or anything that had green on it, had these despicable human beings yelling at the screen. I’m done. I get midnight premieres. I appreciate waiting in line with other fans. Dressing up in costume. Cheering when the movie starts and ends. It enhances the experience of the movie. However, much like the internet, there are a few bad apples that sully the moment by spitting out vile from their putrid mouths. There’s a special place in hell for them. The deepest darkest level where no one will hear them yell out “Green!”
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// The Incredible Boringness of Everybody//
How incredible is it to be boring? As I type this at four in the morning in Miami while I listen to some tunes, I can’t help but write some notes on this subject. Most people hate being bored. It’s almost impossible to be bored living in this time. The cure to this “disease” has been cured since the invention of television. To be precise, since the invention of activities has boredom been subsided. There are many things out there today, i would slap you in your boring face if you said you were bored. What I ask is, where would we be without boredom? While I type this, I have a plethora of choices of solving this problem. I could add to the increasingly profitable income of the porno industry. Or perhaps invite some music artists to entertain my eardrums. Or, do what I do, think of creative ways to make people’s life easier or make them laugh. I’m trying to do both at the moment. Failing? Excellent! The point I’m trying to make while everyone around me is asleep is that more gets done while watching the clock tick. There’s profit in products that I use to eliminate my boredom. There have been many times that I’ve been bored and I wasted time spending money on things that would cease my boredom. There are many businesses catered to solving your boredom. Each has their own specific types of products that will make you less bored. That, in turn, makes the wheels of the economy go round. Many morons have expanded their brains due to boredom. I myself am not only the president, but I’m also a client. The question is, what have you done with your boredom? Have you increased a rank on COD? Have you found some new type of porn that makes you numb to regular conventional sex? I myself, have found a way to communicate with you a$$holes. Embrace your boredom! Make use of the time that you have to waste. That’s all I’m saying. Now stop saying you’re bored and do something you loser. Think I’m full of malarkey? Without boredom, there would be no YouTube. Enough said.
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